if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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