You're so nebulous sometimes
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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