found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How does one acquire holy water?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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