i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think i have herpe
just one?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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