You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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