he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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