ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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