Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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