I wanna passion pit in your ass
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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