I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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