I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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