I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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