Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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