You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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