I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
