Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
