I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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