There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
