I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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