Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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