Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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