Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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