problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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