i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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