...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just threw up on my dentist
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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