everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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