her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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