"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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