matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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