she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My pussy is not your playground.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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