If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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