Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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