i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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