The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She even gives head with a lisp.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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