Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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