I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
NoShamevember. You game?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
