he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
