I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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