i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i out mim tonsoeep
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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