yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just googled if crying burns calories
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Randomize
