my phone needs a breathalizer
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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