My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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