Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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