Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
