Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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