I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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