So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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