What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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