he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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