My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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