I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't think brook has ever known best
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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