Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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