We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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