ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
