I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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