Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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