David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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